What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?